Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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