So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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