Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's shark week go big or go home
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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