I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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