hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Will exercising make me less horny?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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