was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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