I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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