I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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