just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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