is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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