It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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