BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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