so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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