First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Hans jobs: not good. Blow jobs: much better. Obvious facts brought to you by me.
Yeah Hans jobs don't sound that appealing. Because Hans is a guy's name. Obvious facts overlooked by you, brought to light by me.
Oh dear god no! Someone call the spelling police! I had a typo and should be held to the fullest extent of jags like you. Oh will you ever forgive me for not seeing 's' and fixing it to a 'd'? Oh wait, I don't give a shit. Typos happen, get over yourself.
Holy dogfuck, calm down lol I wasn't blasting your spelling I just thought it was a funny slip up
lol Sorry about that man. Just got to keep the guard up from other incessant douches on this site.
Haha no worries...it happens.
If youre not gonna fuck me, or blow me, dont fucking bother. Why dont females understand?its not rocket science...I CAN DO THAT AT HOME.
you don't like having a woman's hands on your dick? really?
Is this a guy attempting on himself or a girl on a guy???
Not something to be bragging about.
BOOOOO!! bitch I have hands, I want a MOUTH HUG
keep calling the girls you want "bitch" and you'll be giving yourself plenty of hand jobs, ass.
Rick scotted i am going to fucken kill ur sorry mother ass
Stop trying to start a fire with sticks and buy a damn lighter. Fired!