I met the friendliest cop last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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