yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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