? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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