I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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