I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
im holly from the hills drunk
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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