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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:44pm

    fuck this dumbass lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:22am

    Who the hell were YOU texting?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:32pm

    wow, austin. give yourself a hand...wait i guess you already did

  • 88 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:15pm

    That was fucking amazing

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:54pm

    Really? Because I can think of much worse things that I've texted to people this week. Sober.

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:48pm

    laughing my ass off...oh my GOD that is hilarious!!!!

  • 89 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:56pm

    That is the funniest Goddamn Thing I have ever read on this site...I seriously can't stop laughing in my cubicle

  • 90 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:45am

    AUSTIN. love this town.

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:09am

    omg i cant hold it in, lmao i love this site

  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:25pm

    boy or girl? hoping very much its a girl

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    Submitted by ironTEJAS on Jul 11, 10 at 1:57am

    That shit is just fuckin funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:21am

    i laughed so hard i farted twice!

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:32am

    SO full of win! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    HAHAHA. The weekend officially starts here.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:34pm

    who the fuck would text this to anyone. I cannot think of a single context in which this would be appropriate.

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:00pm

    careful, next time you might crack a turd.

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:01pm

    ahahahahaahahah gotta be a dude.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:15am

    Jesus Christ man. You've been training much?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:52pm

    Sounds like something that tranny Chase would do