I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
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wow, austin. give yourself a hand...wait i guess you already did
fuck this dumbass lol
boy or girl? hoping very much its a girl
Who the hell were YOU texting?
That is the funniest Goddamn Thing I have ever read on this site...I seriously can't stop laughing in my cubicle
AUSTIN. love this town.
That was fucking amazing
omg i cant hold it in, lmao i love this site
laughing my ass off...oh my GOD that is hilarious!!!!
who the fuck would text this to anyone. I cannot think of a single context in which this would be appropriate.
Really? Because I can think of much worse things that I've texted to people this week.
That shit is just fuckin funny
HAHAHA. The weekend officially starts here.
SO full of win! HAHAHAHAHAHA
gotta be a dude.
i laughed so hard i farted twice!
careful, next time you might crack a turd.
Sounds like something that tranny Chase would do
Jesus Christ man. You've been training much?