I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
wow, austin. give yourself a hand...wait i guess you already did
fuck this dumbass lol
Who the hell were YOU texting?
omg i cant hold it in, lmao i love this site
boy or girl? hoping very much its a girl
AUSTIN. love this town.
That was fucking amazing
That is the funniest Goddamn Thing I have ever read on this site...I seriously can't stop laughing in my cubicle
Really? Because I can think of much worse things that I've texted to people this week.
That shit is just fuckin funny
laughing my ass off...oh my GOD that is hilarious!!!!
who the fuck would text this to anyone. I cannot think of a single context in which this would be appropriate.
HAHAHA. The weekend officially starts here.
SO full of win! HAHAHAHAHAHA
gotta be a dude.
i laughed so hard i farted twice!
careful, next time you might crack a turd.
Jesus Christ man. You've been training much?
Sounds like something that tranny Chase would do