I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
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wow, austin. give yourself a hand...wait i guess you already did
fuck this dumbass lol
boy or girl? hoping very much its a girl
Who the hell were YOU texting?
omg i cant hold it in, lmao i love this site
AUSTIN. love this town.
That is the funniest Goddamn Thing I have ever read on this site...I seriously can't stop laughing in my cubicle
That was fucking amazing
Really? Because I can think of much worse things that I've texted to people this week.
laughing my ass off...oh my GOD that is hilarious!!!!
who the fuck would text this to anyone. I cannot think of a single context in which this would be appropriate.
That shit is just fuckin funny
HAHAHA. The weekend officially starts here.
SO full of win! HAHAHAHAHAHA
gotta be a dude.
i laughed so hard i farted twice!
careful, next time you might crack a turd.
Jesus Christ man. You've been training much?
Sounds like something that tranny Chase would do