Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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