good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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