Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
handjob tips. give me some.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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