"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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