She's JV to your varsity
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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