I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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