Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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