I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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