Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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