I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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