sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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