When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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