I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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