Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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