so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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