Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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