You can't motorboat a personality
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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