Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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