But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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