dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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