I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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