So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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