just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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