let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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