I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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