You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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