we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
hahaha this is hilarious
9:58 July 10, don't worry. you'll find a keeper one day.
and as for middle school masterbation, i was one of the lucky ones that discovered the joys of letting water from the bathtub faucet running over my clit. ohhhh glorioius. still my fave.
haha. I never tried markers but I tried pretty much everything in my room remotely shaped like a dick when I was younger.
Did she live in Minnesota? Ask her if the nickname crayola rings a bell.
OP can i get this bitch's number...
702: call me baby
There is a good chance I know exactly who this girl is.
nice job keeping secrets, asswipe
Markers,pickles,toothbrushes. haven't we all done the works, really.
I did it once, won't lie.
..Okay, maybe more then one time.
6:52..you want pics of a preteen w/ markers in her vag? That's just wrong on so many levels.
7:02..that's one downside of being an overly sexual person, especially at such a young age. not enough access to proper self pleasuring products.
she's more like a trapper keeper!
yehh. my mom told me i did this when i was like in pre-k. except with wood chips on the playground instead.
most girls did this in middle school...
at least i did haha
I did that too. And considering we're talking about middle schoolers, sorry girls were not asking their parents for rides to the local sex shop.
All the people telling everyone to get toys - I do wonder how many 12 year olds have the resources and/or the ability to walk into an adult shop and buy a vibrator. Fucktards.
Remind me to not borrow markers, or pencils, or crayons, or pens, or anything that can be half way phallic.
hahah jumbo sharpies for sure. good size for back then.
Oh, please, all girls have done this. And hairbrushes. And tooth brushes. And anything else of adequate shape/size. Home made dildos are the best! Cheap as fuq.
ahh a girl i went to middle school with used sharpies and took pictures... but she's from huntsville not birmingham....
i know a girl who did that in middle school
It's easier for a girl to find pleasure from weird shit, ever try humping a bottle of mouthwash because it's the only bottle with a big enough opening and being to young to understand why it BURNED? I think I fucked my junk up for life.
reading all the replys of the girls who have done this, now i feel like the wierdo cus i never thought of this.
you guys are all gross i never heard of this in my life!! And to tell you the truth I am in middle school you guys are all perverted and seriously have problems! I'snt a penis enough i mean sheesh!?! >:(
tell her to try the end of a hairbrush hahaha
Huge eye opening moment for a father of an 11 year old daughter...
I feel that women who masturbate make way better lovers because they know what gets them off and can tell you. In any event, I don't think that's weirder than anything I stuck my junk in as a teen/adolescent...guys gotta admit, we'll poke anything we think will feel good when we're figuring our dicks out...glad to know women are the same :)
I think it's weird that people out of high school post things like WTF and tfll. LOL:)
if you're having sex in middle school you have bigger problems than reading this site
i think every girl has at least experimented once in their middle/high school life. and plus, you have to be of legal age to buy toys, not just have money and the ride
definitely did this too :D
so glad to know i'm not the only weirdo!
Reading these replies makes me feel so much better about the things I stuck in my vag in middle school. So glad I'm not alone, lol.
7:52 is either a 17 year old boy, or has some serious problems. why would anyone in middle school even be on this site? it makes me feel weird when people in HIGH school are on it...wtfffffffffffffff tfll????
I think all girls did that.. the bad part is.. you said that you traded secrets.. yet you so willingly told your friend something she confided in you. You found a keeper. She found a loser.
cant say ive never done that ;]
12:13 i def started in 4th grade... thats about 9 too i think. Yea I had no idea what it was but i sure liked it :D
Who didn't do this in middle school?
Hahaha i feel like so much less of a weirdo now...
WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo...
yea every girl does that
my parents told me i put a crayon in my vag when i was a baby
and they had to take me to the doctor
I used my sister's vibrator whenever I was home-alone... not without scrubbing it under schorching hot soapy water first for like ten minutes, of course! haha
Haha I think I love you
r. nance...is that you?
My middle school days were full of marker fueled orgasms. Ahh, those were the days...
7:52 if you think masterbating is gross you should not be having sex. I dont care if your 13 or 36!
how old was the girl when she moved on to fisting herself?
a marker/brush is like middle school, dildo is high school, and college is the fist...
We were in middle school.. We didn't have money. Or access to the right kind of toys.
I've done it too.. Markers, toothbrush..
yeahhhhhh me too hahaha..... gotta love it...
what the hell is a middle schooler reading these for?! and by they way, i never really did this till the summer before high school. and i used a wax replica of my hand from the amusment parks ;)
i wasnt really alone cuz i was so high all the time and my bf just gave me stuff to stick in my vag
Hahahaha I used blow pens.
Why would you want a girl whose vag is contaminated with ink?
i bought a special set of markers just for this, then when i was a freshman in high school, my bf used them on me. it was always a total joke between us... orange for the vag, blue for the poo
wowww i never thought of this. i was deprived apparently.
"WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo...
July 10, 2009 11:56PM"
BAHAHAHAHA. saaaaame. D:
funny shit right thurr, cuhh.
WHERE ARE YOU GIRLS AND HOW CAN I MEET YOU???
I worked with a woman who used a marker when having phone sex with her bf in her office. She was about 35 at the time.
is this a pretty regular thing?
Odd... A dude once told me that when he was in kindergarten, a girl put a Lincoln Log in her vaj... She's from Alabama as well. WTF IS WRONG with you girls in 'Bama?! I never did anything like that!!
never even thought of doing tha in middle... dont think i would have done it even if i did know about it. & if in middle school you were that sexual, why wouldnt you find a guy..? im not saying go have sex that young, but i think that would have done more justice, right? idk. i just wouldnt put anything there unless it was specifically made for that.
Haha I used a hairbrush but put a condom over it.
ha i admit to that too
who DIDN'T put markers in their vag in middle school?? i sure did..
please tell me they where the scratch and sniff kind
hahahhaa a girl from huntsville did do that. surprise surprise she's pregnant now.
I was always too afraid to use anything, but I DID start to touch myself when I was about 9... I didn't understand what it was, and I thought I would get pregnant lol. That's what I get for having parents who never talked about sex, and living in the south where sex ed doesn't exist!
I usually just humped my bed or my pillows :P
sex ed is a GOOD THING
I didn't do that.. Ha. But now I'm thinking about it.
9:24 keepin it classy in the winch... that's the first thing i thought of too when i saw this
lady's!!! lady's get control of urself's they have toys made to put in there!!!! no need to use writing utencils....
i've been told the same secret, but i only know that it was some time before she was 19.
I used the jumbo sharpies as a wee child.
and i thought i was weird, that cant be sanitary,
Sharpies, cucumbers, hairbrush handles, glass bottles, straight umbrella handles...
Jesus Christ. That was all before age 15, I think.
i use to use a sharpie back in middle school too! my favorite though was using a long thick candle (that had never been lit so it had the best shape) but that was before i had better options ;)
Definitely never did this. lol
hahaha i did that too!
ahhhh 1237 i used to use my hairbrush!! upgraded to toothbrush holder. it's longer and thicker
Wow I am so glad to know I'm not the only
girl who did the same shit!! And from Alabama
Too? Must be the water? Haha
son of a bitch.
i never even though to use a marker.
taste the rainbow baby.
i just stole my dad's back massager...then one day it wasn't under my bed anymore...
Haha I did that too! Used anything I could get my hands on.
Markers, hair brushes, electric tooth brushes, vibrating razors(no blades), candles
It's all g.
...I put markers in my vag in middle school too.... *checks boyfriend's area code*
i used markers.. then i graduated to a rubber handled hair brush that had ridges..
damn i wish i still had that thing..
i always thought i was a total freak, nice to know its just a normal middle school/high school thing. ^_^ and props to the guy (or girl) who can find the humor in that and say she's a keeper! ;D
^^^^^oh my god ^^^ same lmao brush and all
me too. me too.
always thought I was a seriously abnormal freak or something.
i used to use markers but ive moved on to better things
like my fists
lets get a school name or area cuz i got a few girls in mind
from birmingham but woww never did this or even thought about it and im in highschool. i mean all that goes in is guys fingers theres or tongues theres no need for anything else..
same. in the bath. hah.
I used markers or anything phallic shaped... oh plus a VIBRATING toothbrush... and a vibrating razor (with the blades taken off, of course!).
Aw I never did any of this. Oh well...still time.
when i was in middle school i used a back massager..ahh thats good.
I definitely never did this!! Weirdos!!
i'm a girl and i have NEVER done this let alone thought of this. thats kinda creepy to me... :s
okay wow...replying to the first post.
i know of someone in minnesota who did this same exact thing!....larissa?
why the hell is a middle school reading this shit. its fucking weird enough that someone stuck a marker up her snatch.... now middle school kids are fucking.... makes me smile a little.
hahaha. all girls do this. and 205 is Birmingham, Alabama....we rock. lol.
haha i did that too. didn't really do it for me.
markers in vag really isnt that big of a deal
LMAO @ CRAYON VAG BABY!!
eww wtf are you guys too poor to afford dildos or just to dirty to not care what goes up it?
I used a hairbrush. I always felt it was dirty or wrong to do it. So glad I wasn't the only one.