we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
hahaha this is hilarious
9:58 July 10, don't worry. you'll find a keeper one day.
and as for middle school masterbation, i was one of the lucky ones that discovered the joys of letting water from the bathtub faucet running over my clit. ohhhh glorioius. still my fave.
haha. I never tried markers but I tried pretty much everything in my room remotely shaped like a dick when I was younger.
Did she live in Minnesota? Ask her if the nickname crayola rings a bell.
OP can i get this bitch's number...
702: call me baby
There is a good chance I know exactly who this girl is.
nice job keeping secrets, asswipe
Markers,pickles,toothbrushes. haven't we all done the works, really.
I did it once, won't lie.
..Okay, maybe more then one time.
6:52..you want pics of a preteen w/ markers in her vag? That's just wrong on so many levels.
7:02..that's one downside of being an overly sexual person, especially at such a young age. not enough access to proper self pleasuring products.
yehh. my mom told me i did this when i was like in pre-k. except with wood chips on the playground instead.
I did that too. And considering we're talking about middle schoolers, sorry girls were not asking their parents for rides to the local sex shop.
she's more like a trapper keeper!
most girls did this in middle school...
at least i did haha
hahah jumbo sharpies for sure. good size for back then.
ahh a girl i went to middle school with used sharpies and took pictures... but she's from huntsville not birmingham....
Remind me to not borrow markers, or pencils, or crayons, or pens, or anything that can be half way phallic.
All the people telling everyone to get toys - I do wonder how many 12 year olds have the resources and/or the ability to walk into an adult shop and buy a vibrator. Fucktards.
i know a girl who did that in middle school
It's easier for a girl to find pleasure from weird shit, ever try humping a bottle of mouthwash because it's the only bottle with a big enough opening and being to young to understand why it BURNED? I think I fucked my junk up for life.
i think every girl has at least experimented once in their middle/high school life. and plus, you have to be of legal age to buy toys, not just have money and the ride
reading all the replys of the girls who have done this, now i feel like the wierdo cus i never thought of this.
Oh, please, all girls have done this. And hairbrushes. And tooth brushes. And anything else of adequate shape/size. Home made dildos are the best! Cheap as fuq.
you guys are all gross i never heard of this in my life!! And to tell you the truth I am in middle school you guys are all perverted and seriously have problems! I'snt a penis enough i mean sheesh!?! >:(
tell her to try the end of a hairbrush hahaha
Reading these replies makes me feel so much better about the things I stuck in my vag in middle school. So glad I'm not alone, lol.
Huge eye opening moment for a father of an 11 year old daughter...
I feel that women who masturbate make way better lovers because they know what gets them off and can tell you. In any event, I don't think that's weirder than anything I stuck my junk in as a teen/adolescent...guys gotta admit, we'll poke anything we think will feel good when we're figuring our dicks out...glad to know women are the same :)
if you're having sex in middle school you have bigger problems than reading this site
I think it's weird that people out of high school post things like WTF and tfll. LOL:)
I think all girls did that.. the bad part is.. you said that you traded secrets.. yet you so willingly told your friend something she confided in you. You found a keeper. She found a loser.
cant say ive never done that ;]
7:52 is either a 17 year old boy, or has some serious problems. why would anyone in middle school even be on this site? it makes me feel weird when people in HIGH school are on it...wtfffffffffffffff tfll????
Who didn't do this in middle school?
definitely did this too :D
so glad to know i'm not the only weirdo!
12:13 i def started in 4th grade... thats about 9 too i think. Yea I had no idea what it was but i sure liked it :D
Hahaha i feel like so much less of a weirdo now...
WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo...
yea every girl does that
I used my sister's vibrator whenever I was home-alone... not without scrubbing it under schorching hot soapy water first for like ten minutes, of course! haha
Haha I think I love you
a marker/brush is like middle school, dildo is high school, and college is the fist...
how old was the girl when she moved on to fisting herself?
My middle school days were full of marker fueled orgasms. Ahh, those were the days...
r. nance...is that you?
my parents told me i put a crayon in my vag when i was a baby
and they had to take me to the doctor
7:52 if you think masterbating is gross you should not be having sex. I dont care if your 13 or 36!
Hahahaha I used blow pens.
yeahhhhhh me too hahaha..... gotta love it...
what the hell is a middle schooler reading these for?! and by they way, i never really did this till the summer before high school. and i used a wax replica of my hand from the amusment parks ;)
We were in middle school.. We didn't have money. Or access to the right kind of toys.
I've done it too.. Markers, toothbrush..
I worked with a woman who used a marker when having phone sex with her bf in her office. She was about 35 at the time.
i bought a special set of markers just for this, then when i was a freshman in high school, my bf used them on me. it was always a total joke between us... orange for the vag, blue for the poo
Why would you want a girl whose vag is contaminated with ink?
never even thought of doing tha in middle... dont think i would have done it even if i did know about it. & if in middle school you were that sexual, why wouldnt you find a guy..? im not saying go have sex that young, but i think that would have done more justice, right? idk. i just wouldnt put anything there unless it was specifically made for that.
i wasnt really alone cuz i was so high all the time and my bf just gave me stuff to stick in my vag
Odd... A dude once told me that when he was in kindergarten, a girl put a Lincoln Log in her vaj... She's from Alabama as well. WTF IS WRONG with you girls in 'Bama?! I never did anything like that!!
"WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo...
July 10, 2009 11:56PM"
BAHAHAHAHA. saaaaame. D:
funny shit right thurr, cuhh.
wowww i never thought of this. i was deprived apparently.
WHERE ARE YOU GIRLS AND HOW CAN I MEET YOU???
is this a pretty regular thing?
Haha I used a hairbrush but put a condom over it.
ha i admit to that too
Definitely never did this. lol
i've been told the same secret, but i only know that it was some time before she was 19.
hahahhaa a girl from huntsville did do that. surprise surprise she's pregnant now.
I didn't do that.. Ha. But now I'm thinking about it.
who DIDN'T put markers in their vag in middle school?? i sure did..
I was always too afraid to use anything, but I DID start to touch myself when I was about 9... I didn't understand what it was, and I thought I would get pregnant lol. That's what I get for having parents who never talked about sex, and living in the south where sex ed doesn't exist!
I usually just humped my bed or my pillows :P
sex ed is a GOOD THING
please tell me they where the scratch and sniff kind
9:24 keepin it classy in the winch... that's the first thing i thought of too when i saw this
lady's!!! lady's get control of urself's they have toys made to put in there!!!! no need to use writing utencils....
I used the jumbo sharpies as a wee child.
and i thought i was weird, that cant be sanitary,
Sharpies, cucumbers, hairbrush handles, glass bottles, straight umbrella handles...
Jesus Christ. That was all before age 15, I think.
ahhhh 1237 i used to use my hairbrush!! upgraded to toothbrush holder. it's longer and thicker
i use to use a sharpie back in middle school too! my favorite though was using a long thick candle (that had never been lit so it had the best shape) but that was before i had better options ;)
i just stole my dad's back massager...then one day it wasn't under my bed anymore...
...I put markers in my vag in middle school too.... *checks boyfriend's area code*
hahaha i did that too!
son of a bitch.
i never even though to use a marker.
taste the rainbow baby.
Haha I did that too! Used anything I could get my hands on.
Wow I am so glad to know I'm not the only
girl who did the same shit!! And from Alabama
Too? Must be the water? Haha
^^^^^oh my god ^^^ same lmao brush and all
i used markers.. then i graduated to a rubber handled hair brush that had ridges..
damn i wish i still had that thing..
lets get a school name or area cuz i got a few girls in mind
Markers, hair brushes, electric tooth brushes, vibrating razors(no blades), candles
It's all g.
i used to use markers but ive moved on to better things
like my fists
from birmingham but woww never did this or even thought about it and im in highschool. i mean all that goes in is guys fingers theres or tongues theres no need for anything else..
i always thought i was a total freak, nice to know its just a normal middle school/high school thing. ^_^ and props to the guy (or girl) who can find the humor in that and say she's a keeper! ;D
me too. me too.
always thought I was a seriously abnormal freak or something.
same. in the bath. hah.
I used markers or anything phallic shaped... oh plus a VIBRATING toothbrush... and a vibrating razor (with the blades taken off, of course!).
I definitely never did this!! Weirdos!!
when i was in middle school i used a back massager..ahh thats good.
Aw I never did any of this. Oh well...still time.
i'm a girl and i have NEVER done this let alone thought of this. thats kinda creepy to me... :s
why the hell is a middle school reading this shit. its fucking weird enough that someone stuck a marker up her snatch.... now middle school kids are fucking.... makes me smile a little.
okay wow...replying to the first post.
i know of someone in minnesota who did this same exact thing!....larissa?
hahaha. all girls do this. and 205 is Birmingham, Alabama....we rock. lol.
haha i did that too. didn't really do it for me.
markers in vag really isnt that big of a deal
LMAO @ CRAYON VAG BABY!!
eww wtf are you guys too poor to afford dildos or just to dirty to not care what goes up it?
I used a hairbrush. I always felt it was dirty or wrong to do it. So glad I wasn't the only one.