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  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:52pm
  • hahaha this is hilarious 9:58 July 10, don't worry. you'll find a keeper one day. and as for middle school masterbation, i was one of the lucky ones that discovered the joys of letting water from the bathtub faucet running over my clit. ohhhh glorioius. still my fave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:49pm
  • haha. I never tried markers but I tried pretty much everything in my room remotely shaped like a dick when I was younger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:35am
  • Did she live in Minnesota? Ask her if the nickname crayola rings a bell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:46pm
  • OP can i get this bitch's number... 702: call me baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:11pm
  • There is a good chance I know exactly who this girl is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:53pm
  • nice job keeping secrets, asswipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I did it once, won't lie. ..Okay, maybe more then one time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Markers,pickles,toothbrushes. haven't we all done the works, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 6:52..you want pics of a preteen w/ markers in her vag? That's just wrong on so many levels. 7:02..that's one downside of being an overly sexual person, especially at such a young age. not enough access to proper self pleasuring products.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:10pm
  • yehh. my mom told me i did this when i was like in pre-k. except with wood chips on the playground instead. pretttyyyy grosss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:47pm
  • she's more like a trapper keeper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I did that too. And considering we're talking about middle schoolers, sorry girls were not asking their parents for rides to the local sex shop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:15pm
  • most girls did this in middle school... at least i did haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:43pm
  • All the people telling everyone to get toys - I do wonder how many 12 year olds have the resources and/or the ability to walk into an adult shop and buy a vibrator. Fucktards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:29am
  • Remind me to not borrow markers, or pencils, or crayons, or pens, or anything that can be half way phallic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:51pm
  • hahah jumbo sharpies for sure. good size for back then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Oh, please, all girls have done this. And hairbrushes. And tooth brushes. And anything else of adequate shape/size. Home made dildos are the best! Cheap as fuq.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:37am
  • ahh a girl i went to middle school with used sharpies and took pictures... but she's from huntsville not birmingham....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:29pm
  • i know a girl who did that in middle school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • It's easier for a girl to find pleasure from weird shit, ever try humping a bottle of mouthwash because it's the only bottle with a big enough opening and being to young to understand why it BURNED? I think I fucked my junk up for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:18pm
  • reading all the replys of the girls who have done this, now i feel like the wierdo cus i never thought of this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:14pm
  • i think every girl has at least experimented once in their middle/high school life. and plus, you have to be of legal age to buy toys, not just have money and the ride

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:13am
  • you guys are all gross i never heard of this in my life!! And to tell you the truth I am in middle school you guys are all perverted and seriously have problems! I'snt a penis enough i mean sheesh!?! >:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:52am
  • tell her to try the end of a hairbrush hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Huge eye opening moment for a father of an 11 year old daughter... I feel that women who masturbate make way better lovers because they know what gets them off and can tell you. In any event, I don't think that's weirder than anything I stuck my junk in as a teen/adolescent...guys gotta admit, we'll poke anything we think will feel good when we're figuring our dicks out...glad to know women are the same :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Reading these replies makes me feel so much better about the things I stuck in my vag in middle school. So glad I'm not alone, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:38am
  • if you're having sex in middle school you have bigger problems than reading this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:47am
  • I think it's weird that people out of high school post things like WTF and tfll. LOL:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:34pm
  • definitely did this too :D so glad to know i'm not the only weirdo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:47am
  • I think all girls did that.. the bad part is.. you said that you traded secrets.. yet you so willingly told your friend something she confided in you. You found a keeper. She found a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:18pm
  • cant say ive never done that ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:54am
  • 7:52 is either a 17 year old boy, or has some serious problems. why would anyone in middle school even be on this site? it makes me feel weird when people in HIGH school are on it...wtfffffffffffffff tfll????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Who didn't do this in middle school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 12:13 i def started in 4th grade... thats about 9 too i think. Yea I had no idea what it was but i sure liked it :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Hahaha i feel like so much less of a weirdo now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:30pm
  • WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56pm
  • yea every girl does that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:49pm
  • I used my sister's vibrator whenever I was home-alone... not without scrubbing it under schorching hot soapy water first for like ten minutes, of course! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:44pm
  • my parents told me i put a crayon in my vag when i was a baby and they had to take me to the doctor not lying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:44pm
  • 6:18 Haha I think I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:43pm
  • My middle school days were full of marker fueled orgasms. Ahh, those were the days...

    Submitted by bananaphone3 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:35am
  • r. nance...is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 7:52 if you think masterbating is gross you should not be having sex. I dont care if your 13 or 36!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:46am
  • how old was the girl when she moved on to fisting herself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:31am
  • yeahhhhhh me too hahaha..... gotta love it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:44pm
  • what the hell is a middle schooler reading these for?! and by they way, i never really did this till the summer before high school. and i used a wax replica of my hand from the amusment parks ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:09pm
  • a marker/brush is like middle school, dildo is high school, and college is the fist...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:32am
  • 10:51 We were in middle school.. We didn't have money. Or access to the right kind of toys. I've done it too.. Markers, toothbrush..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Hahahaha I used blow pens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:46pm
  • I worked with a woman who used a marker when having phone sex with her bf in her office. She was about 35 at the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:03pm
  • i wasnt really alone cuz i was so high all the time and my bf just gave me stuff to stick in my vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:43am
  • i bought a special set of markers just for this, then when i was a freshman in high school, my bf used them on me. it was always a total joke between us... orange for the vag, blue for the poo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:15am
  • Why would you want a girl whose vag is contaminated with ink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:02pm
  • wowww i never thought of this. i was deprived apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:49am
  • Odd... A dude once told me that when he was in kindergarten, a girl put a Lincoln Log in her vaj... She's from Alabama as well. WTF IS WRONG with you girls in 'Bama?! I never did anything like that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:46pm
  • "WOW other girls did this?? I always thought I was such a weirdo... July 10, 2009 11:56PM" BAHAHAHAHA. saaaaame. D: funny shit right thurr, cuhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm
  • is this a pretty regular thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:23pm
  • never even thought of doing tha in middle... dont think i would have done it even if i did know about it. & if in middle school you were that sexual, why wouldnt you find a guy..? im not saying go have sex that young, but i think that would have done more justice, right? idk. i just wouldnt put anything there unless it was specifically made for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:18pm
  • WHERE ARE YOU GIRLS AND HOW CAN I MEET YOU???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Haha I used a hairbrush but put a condom over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:29am
  • ha i admit to that too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:44pm
  • who DIDN'T put markers in their vag in middle school?? i sure did..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:02pm
  • hahahhaa a girl from huntsville did do that. surprise surprise she's pregnant now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I didn't do that.. Ha. But now I'm thinking about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:31am
  • please tell me they where the scratch and sniff kind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:00am
  • I was always too afraid to use anything, but I DID start to touch myself when I was about 9... I didn't understand what it was, and I thought I would get pregnant lol. That's what I get for having parents who never talked about sex, and living in the south where sex ed doesn't exist! I usually just humped my bed or my pillows :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I used the jumbo sharpies as a wee child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 9:24 keepin it classy in the winch... that's the first thing i thought of too when i saw this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46am
  • Definitely never did this. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:37am
  • lady's!!! lady's get control of urself's they have toys made to put in there!!!! no need to use writing utencils....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:01am
  • i've been told the same secret, but i only know that it was some time before she was 19.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:49am
  • and i thought i was weird, that cant be sanitary,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:27am
  • Sharpies, cucumbers, hairbrush handles, glass bottles, straight umbrella handles... Jesus Christ. That was all before age 15, I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:33am
  • ahhhh 1237 i used to use my hairbrush!! upgraded to toothbrush holder. it's longer and thicker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:49am
  • Wow I am so glad to know I'm not the only girl who did the same shit!! And from Alabama Too? Must be the water? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:47pm
  • i use to use a sharpie back in middle school too! my favorite though was using a long thick candle (that had never been lit so it had the best shape) but that was before i had better options ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:34pm
  • hahaha i did that too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:21pm
  • i just stole my dad's back massager...then one day it wasn't under my bed anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:06pm
  • son of a bitch. i never even though to use a marker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:23pm
  • taste the rainbow baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Haha I did that too! Used anything I could get my hands on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:30pm
  • ...I put markers in my vag in middle school too.... *checks boyfriend's area code*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:49pm
  • ^^^^^oh my god ^^^ same lmao brush and all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:51pm
  • i used markers.. then i graduated to a rubber handled hair brush that had ridges.. damn i wish i still had that thing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Markers, hair brushes, electric tooth brushes, vibrating razors(no blades), candles It's all g. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:35pm
  • i always thought i was a total freak, nice to know its just a normal middle school/high school thing. ^_^ and props to the guy (or girl) who can find the humor in that and say she's a keeper! ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:02am
  • 1:38 me too. me too. always thought I was a seriously abnormal freak or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:37am
  • lets get a school name or area cuz i got a few girls in mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • i used to use markers but ive moved on to better things like my fists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55am
  • from birmingham but woww never did this or even thought about it and im in highschool. i mean all that goes in is guys fingers theres or tongues theres no need for anything else..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:42pm
  • I used markers or anything phallic shaped... oh plus a VIBRATING toothbrush... and a vibrating razor (with the blades taken off, of course!).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 11:26. same. in the bath. hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Aw I never did any of this. Oh well...still time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:29am
  • when i was in middle school i used a back massager..ahh thats good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I definitely never did this!! Weirdos!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:02pm
  • i'm a girl and i have NEVER done this let alone thought of this. thats kinda creepy to me... :s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:21pm
  • why the hell is a middle school reading this shit. its fucking weird enough that someone stuck a marker up her snatch.... now middle school kids are fucking.... makes me smile a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:17am
  • okay wow...replying to the first post. i know of someone in minnesota who did this same exact thing!....larissa?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • hahaha. all girls do this. and 205 is Birmingham, Alabama....we rock. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45am
  • haha i did that too. didn't really do it for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:53pm
  • markers in vag really isnt that big of a deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:19pm
  • LMAO @ CRAYON VAG BABY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:50pm
  • eww wtf are you guys too poor to afford dildos or just to dirty to not care what goes up it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I used a hairbrush. I always felt it was dirty or wrong to do it. So glad I wasn't the only one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:12am
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