and you said cock pushups were impossible
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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