Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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