I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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