You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You smell like stripper and shame
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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